You know you've found true love when he's there for you even on your worst days....
Mom raced in the apartment after work and said we had to do a quick change and head out - "someone was waiting". The way she was rushing around you'd think George Clooney was outside - but we all know he's in Italy with the skinny model of the moment, I mean girlfriend.
Who could it be? Mom said I can't see Due for a few more days.....and I'm not really looking my best. I'm surprised this conehead accessory can even fit in the elevator.
Mom said when she was walking up the street towards the apartment he was there. Laying on the sidewalk across the street, opposite our front door. Just waiting. Willing for me to appear. It sounds like only one man to me....
That's right - The Du Man.
Of course this STUPID cone is bigger than he is. I was so embarrassed. But that didn't matter to him. He was very gentle - and although he usually can't wait to lick my ears and bite my face - he knew. He just knew. He didn't judge. He didn't run away in horror.
He was my knight in shining armor.
He checked out the scene and cleared the way to make sure it was safe for me to go. And then like the true gentleman he is - and knowing that I can't see side to side....he lead me on our walk.
That's right. The guy who's always pawing me, biting me, licking me, charging full force into me for a body slam....just lead me on a little walk around the 'hood. Now this is love.
ALL TOGETHER NOW.....AAAAAWWWWWW